my favorite band is so obscure they can't even be googled.

"No one goes to that restaurant anymore, it's too crowded."
- hipster

this is the best thing i've read on the inter-web all week

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This made me LoL, like 4 realz!

The other night, I somehow managed to bring a girl home from the bar. We were hanging out in my room and I told her I would put on some sweet music to listen to. She watched me as I opened up iTunes and saw one of my playlists entitled “9th Grade Make-Out Jamz”. She said, “Awww, are those the songs you made out to in 9th grade?” I said, “No, those are the songs I make out to with 9th graders now.” She must have had an important appointment or driving lesson she forgot about, cause she left pretty quick.